Hehehe...my computer works better than all others although I often have shouted at him...

Now, see? He knows what I'm talking about.

I'm saying for example Microsoft has taken over the world and we're all paying dearly for it.

Hehe, say it. I don't believe you.

he..did?

Yeah, he did! Hmpf! But I have said I don't...

so

Quiet, shadow!
"Husch, husch, ab ins Körbchen!"

And...yeah, microsoft is uninteresting as long as my computer still works

I wonder how it is still physically OK after a lion has put his paws on it but..

What do you mean?

Ugh, computers are evil...
Ja, bitte erklaeren.

A lion on the PC may be deadly to the PC. you know..

Hehe, for the lion the computer is just the hardest peace of meat in the world!

er...erm...and just how do you know that...?

Give a lion a computer and he bites in it.
Give a lion teethmedicine because he will loose a few teeth...

Nej. A lion would see a computer as nothing more than a toy, really. It wouldn't even smell like meat.

But this: http://www.ultimategamers.org/temp/zebrahunt.wmv

Be warned, it is stupid.