Maybe you had written them but you have forgotten about that

Sure. I'm Christoph Paolini, not Mieko!

No...I'm the Merkel

Stupid Merkel (German zippe)

I'm...just me...MIEKO!

By the way...have I ever shown photos of me? Mieko?

You are asking me? Or you are asking yourself?

You are asked, wise guy.
But I guess my photos would give you ideas of feeling less pretty

'Ideas of feeling less pretty' - Sounds like a perfect headline for a book, really!

You see?

I see.
Do you have anything particular in mind?

Yeah. Feelings of ugliness

Ahh.. nope

Sure, dude!

Was ist dass fuer eine Deutsche Zippe? Um... nur was ist eine Deutsch Zippe?

Was ist eine English-Speaking Forum?

Just ask for a translation and I'll give you one. I asked him what kind of a Zippe was that, and what exactly a Zippe is.

Zippe (much more frequently said "Zicke") is...hm...

...A woman like Paris Hilton, who is absolutely almost unbearable because she is "so" stupid and bothering!

...Nanny-Goat? She-goat? Bitch?

Never try to be a Zicke

The English word for "bitch" is supposed to be a female dog. Other than the AKC, bitch is almost always used to insult someone.