var howMany = 47
var quote = new Array(howMany+1)
quote[0]="Nala: (Through clenched teeth) Simba! I'm kind of in the middle of a bath."
quote[1]="Nala: So where are we going? It better not be anyplace dumb."
quote[2]="Nala: The water hole? What's so great about the water hole?"
quote[3]="Nala: (Whisper) Oh. (Normal) Uh... Mom, can I go with Simba?"
quote[4]="Nala: (Whisper) So where we really going?"
quote[5]="Nala: (Whisper) Right. So how are we gonna ditch the dodo?"
quote[6]="Nala: Yeah. It'd be too weird."
quote[7]="Nala: Well, he's the future king."
quote[8]="Nala: Hey, Genius, it was my idea."
quote[9]="Nala: Ha. Pinned ya."
quote[10]="Nala: Pinned ya again."
quote[11]="Nala: Ha. Pinned ya."
quote[12]="Nala: Pinned ya again."
quote[13]="Nala: Ha. Pinned ya."
quote[14]="Nala: Pinned ya again."
quote[15]="Sarafina: What do you think, Sarabi? X)"
quote[16]="Sarafina: What do you think, Sarabi? X)"
quote[17]="Sarafina: What do you think, Sarabi? X)"
quote[18]="Sarafina: What do you think, Sarabi? X)"
quote[19]="Sarafina: What do you think, Sarabi? X)"
quote[20]="Nala: (Relishing her naughtiness) We could get in big trouble."
quote[21]="Nala: (Looking at the skull) I wonder if its brains are still in there."
quote[22]="Nala: (Whispering) I thought you were very brave."
quote[23]="Nala: Simba? (Pause for realization) Whoah!"
quote[24]="Nala: What do you mean, What am I doing here? What are YOU doing here?"
quote[25]="Nala: The pleasure's all mine."
quote[26]="Nala: What else matters? You're alive. and that means... you're the king."
quote[27]="Nala: (Apologetic) Could you guys... excuse us for a few minutes? "
quote[28]="Nala: Simba, he let the hyenas take over the Pride Lands."
quote[29]="Nala: Because it's your responsibility!"
quote[30]="Nala: I left to find help! And I found YOU. Don't you understand? You're our only hope."
quote[31]="Nala: What's happened to you? You're not the Simba I remember. "
quote[32]="Nala: No, just disappointed."
quote[33]="Nala: Good. At least one of us does."
quote[34]="Nala: Hey. Hey, wake up."
quote[35]="Nala: It's OK. Whoa, whoa. It's OK. It's ME."
quote[36]="Nala: Have you guys seen Simba?"
quote[37]="Nala: He was, but now I can't find him. Where is he?"
quote[38]="Nala: (Quietly) I can't believe it. (louder, amazed) He's gone back."
quote[39]="Nala: (Shaking head) No, no, no. It's his uncle."
quote[40]="Nala: No! Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place as king."
quote[41]="Nala: Simba, wait up! (trots up next to him on the ledge) ...It's awful, isn't it?"
quote[42]="Nala: What made you come back?"
quote[43]="Nala: (Quoting young Simba) Danger? Ha! I laugh in the face of danger. Ha ha ha ha."
quote[44]="Nala: (Quoting young Simba) Danger? Ha! I laugh in the face of danger. Ha ha ha ha."
quote[45]="Nala: (Quoting young Simba) Danger? Ha! I laugh in the face of danger. Ha ha ha ha."
quote[46]="Nala: (Quoting young Simba) Danger? Ha! I laugh in the face of danger. Ha ha ha ha."
quote[47]="Nala: Well, we don't. Simba is the rightful king."
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}
return randscript
}
quo = rndnumber()
quox = quote[quo]
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